Journal Entry
(no wait, scratch that)
Captains Log (that sounds cooler)
March 13, 2009

I've been up for 3 days and all I can hear is "Give me back that filet-o-fish, give me that fish. Give me back that filet o fish, give me that fish. What if it were you hanging up on this wall. If it were you in this sandwich, you wouldn't be laughing at all." Incase you didn't know, this is the sound of a singing bass fish in the greatest commericial since Taco Bell's Enchirito Quartet.

Here is the Filet o Fish commercial by the way did I say that its stuck in my head.
Download it using keepvid.com if you're really desperate to have it playing twice simultaneously all day long,
one in your head and one on your computer.

 

 

 

This really harkens me back to the days of the Rolly Polly Fish Heads song, which has a much greater want to punch someone in the face appeal to it with it's psuedo random-humor simplicity. You want random, I was random before Family Guy, bitch. Hows this for random, you wake up one morning to Carl Winslow giving you a bear hug and thanking you for the world seires tickets. Yeah, thats what I thought. But back to this Filet of fish thing, I just needed somewhere to vent, to get this monkey off my back and share my feelings with the world. I'm sure I'm not the only one. This might be the home to a support group soon. You know what, screw it, this page is a support group for that filet o fish song. Come here to find solace and sanctuary. Actually here, listen to "She Sells Sanctuary" from "The Cult" instead.

 

Update, the pandemonium may continue with the release of Jack In the box's latest commercial - Yippee Kiyay Mini Sirloin Burger!

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