Ok, for the record, SCREW HOSTING24.COM it's apparently run by immature little kids or foreign people with no real grasp on how the english language works, so they conjugate things that sound alarmingly uncanny. I recently started up an account with them to try it out for a new site I was testing out. Things going well, starting to rank high on google after a few days with proper SEO. BOOM. Site not working. Log in to find out that my account was cancelled. Contact customer support. They forward things on and on until I find out that it was some billing error. Okay, so I ask if I can select a form of payment or something to get things moving along because I'm really not worried about mistakes or errors on there end or mine. Whatever happened, even though I'm 99.9% sure it has nothing to do with my end, because I uhh, paid for it, I just want to get my site back up and running because it's doing well and I'm not exactly sure it being down is helping this quickly high ranking site, and might I add that adsense was paying pretty well for the few clicks I was getting so I was anxious to grow the site. Here's the email I receive back... "Hello Matt, Business Enterprise Hosting Media Wow, just wow. Customer service training at its finest. Seriously. You look forward to being of service, and I'm not welcome there. What did I do? Insult this guys wife in a drunken stupor? Don't think so, never met them. Just wanted to get my issues sorted out. Oh well, never use these guys...At this point I'm really to angry to even worry about syntax and run on sentences, much less being somewhat witty with this post. I'm just kinda... well pissed I guess. So went back to godaddy.com to host things like I should have done in the first place. but yet, wow. I mean, few things have been that awesomely worded before to where the comedic value almost makes up for the uncalled for slap in the face I just received. I mean, there was the "all you base" thing years ago, there's everything on engrish.com, and I'm sure there's more, but that's just straight up not welcome here. You know, the more I think about it, I LOVE it. I'm almost glad they cancelled my service now, because the hilarity that has ensued more than makes up for it. _____________________ UPDATE Ok, So I must be some sick freak that loves to be beaten. I've continued correspondence with them, even though I've already transferred service, just for the principle of the thing. I really just want them to apologize and let me back into their good graces, so I can basically tell them no thank you I'm already nailing your more attractive younger sister godaddy.com with my service. Maybe I need help. |
